It sounds demanding to native speakers. Say 'Me gustaria' or 'Quisiera' instead. One swap earns instant respect from waitstaff.
Say 'Buenas tardes' before anything else. In Latin America and Spain, skipping the greeting is considered rude. Start right.
Greeting: Buenas tardes. Table: Una mesa para... Menu: La carta, por favor. Bill: La cuenta, por favor.
Spain: 5-10% optional. Mexico: 10-20% expected. Argentina: 10% customary. Colombia: 10% auto-added. Know before you go.
'Soy alergico/a a...' = I'm allergic to. Ask: ¿Contiene...? (Does it contain?). Learn these phrases before you travel.
Entradas = appetizers. Platos principales = mains. Guarniciones = sides. Postres = desserts. Menu del dia = best daily value.
A la plancha = grilled flat. Al horno = baked. Frito = fried. Asado = roasted. A la parrilla = charcoal grilled.
Dinner rarely starts before 9 PM in Spain. The main meal is lunch at 2-4 PM. Arrive at 6 PM for dinner and the kitchen is closed.
The Spanish bon appetit. Say it before eating. Reply gracias when someone says it to you. Small gesture, big cultural win.
'Coger' means take in Spain but is vulgar in Latin America. 'Patatas' in Spain = 'papas' elsewhere. Context counts.
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